Shelby:
[Comes in the house after I heard Hunter say someone was pulling in the driveway.]
Me:
Who's here, Shelby?
S:
It's some guy, he wanted to go somewhere, but he didn't know where to go, so he asked Daddy where he should go.
Me:
It was someone wanting directions?
S:
Yes.
Maggie:
[Goes to the bathroom and is in there a while. (This is never a good sign) I go in to check on her.]
Me: What are you doing Maggie? Did you poop?
Maggie: I pooped and peed!
Me: Well, let's wipe you.
Maggie: I'm not done yet. I have a lot more poop to do.
Mackenzie:
[Telling me about the Got Milk? posters at her school.]
Kenzie: They've got all these singers and bands on them. Names a few singers...and, the Pumpkin Smashers.
Me, laughing: It's the Smashing Pumpkins.
Kenzie: Oh.
Hunter did the most hilarious and yet most disgusting and heinous thing I never thought my child would do, which is why I won't be sharing it here. It happened at my sister's house when he spent the night there last weekend. She shared it with me today. If it had happened here, at our house, I definitely wouldn't be laughing. But since it was at her house, it's funny. Although it makes me a little embarrassed to be his mother at the same time.
[Comes in the house after I heard Hunter say someone was pulling in the driveway.]
Me:
Who's here, Shelby?
S:
It's some guy, he wanted to go somewhere, but he didn't know where to go, so he asked Daddy where he should go.
Me:
It was someone wanting directions?
S:
Yes.
Maggie:
[Goes to the bathroom and is in there a while. (This is never a good sign) I go in to check on her.]
Me: What are you doing Maggie? Did you poop?
Maggie: I pooped and peed!
Me: Well, let's wipe you.
Maggie: I'm not done yet. I have a lot more poop to do.
Mackenzie:
[Telling me about the Got Milk? posters at her school.]
Kenzie: They've got all these singers and bands on them. Names a few singers...and, the Pumpkin Smashers.
Me, laughing: It's the Smashing Pumpkins.
Kenzie: Oh.
Hunter did the most hilarious and yet most disgusting and heinous thing I never thought my child would do, which is why I won't be sharing it here. It happened at my sister's house when he spent the night there last weekend. She shared it with me today. If it had happened here, at our house, I definitely wouldn't be laughing. But since it was at her house, it's funny. Although it makes me a little embarrassed to be his mother at the same time.
2 comments:
Oh, you cannot say that about Hunter without actually giving the details!
And funny stories about the rest. Especially the Pumpkin Smashers! lol
I might share the story at SAHPR. I can't bring myself to post it here for anyone to see.
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